Thursday, February 26, 2015

Chicago - A Rant

     I hate Chicago.  I hate all things Chicago.  I hate the Bears, the Cubs, the Sox, the Hawks, and the Bulls.  I hate the food.  I hate the noise.  I hate the smells.  I hate the lakes.  I hate the architecture.  Chicago is a condensed metropolis with sprawling, disconnected suburbs.  The neighborhoods make little sense, and the people follow in suit, wandering from business to business with spectacular idiocy.  Chicagoans are the droll version of New Yorkers.  They offer none of the Midwestern pleasantries and possess all of the New York crass.  They’re bitter, angry, vengeful.  About what?  I haven’t the faintest clue.  Perhaps it’s the corrupt politicians.  Perhaps it’s the city’s ultra violence.  Perhaps the skyrocketing crime rates.  The CPD's ineptitude.  The bitter winters.  The short springs and even shorter summers.  Perhaps people are so calculatedly cold because they’ve been force-fed plates of marinated beef and cheese all their lives.  Mention a vegetable to a Chicagoan and you’re likely to go missing a tooth. 
    Chicago is as inexplicable as a city can get.  Best pizza in the world?  Hardly.  Since when is casserole considered pizza?  Where’s the best Italian beef?  Everybody has their own opinion, each one prouder and more arrogant than the last.  On one occasion, after a few too many, one bar patron claimed the best Italian beef was found at a little establishment called “Bruce’s Mighty Wings.”  It took everything in my power not to cut out his tongue and use it as currency to pay my tab.  In Chicago, subjectivity is considered fact and objectivity is considered weakness.
     I spent a year in Chicago and never once did I stop feeling like a tourist.  When I moved there I was overwhelmed by the strength of my wistful dreams, but tortured by the never ending sea of its disappointments.  I had convinced myself Chicago was the answer, a mecca to cleanse my rotten heart; a heart, unbeknownst to me, that had been sentenced to death and Chicago was its executioner.  I say to hell with the Man and to hell with Chicago!  To hell with those discombobulating city streets!  To hell with those faceless strangers eating their Italian beefs and thirty dollar casserole pizzas!  To hell with it all!
    The second city was--and continues to be--a hellish reminder of a life I had no business living.  Maybe I don’t hate Chicago.  Maybe Chicago hates me.  Either way, save yourself the headache and change course for Milwaukee.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Variance - Book 2: The Others, Issue #9

United Center
Chicago, IL
Four months after The Rise

   And all the stars in the universe collided in a brash explosion of kismet as Russell Hughes—the man ordered to shoot down the C-17 Globemaster carrying Lara, Captain Blake, and Enrique—stood in a room with Hannah and Harry Phillips, the ones who had neglected to go back and save the dying passengers.  The same Hannah and Harry who would eventually meet and save Dave Cash and Max Horwitz from an incensed Stevie Kohler; a Steve Kohler that had no idea that, as he shot Bill Phillips, a man named Martin Knight had already jumped into the fiery waters of Castle Rock Lake, where he would save twelve people—three of whom were still alive, and two of whom would stumble upon a woman named Annie Walker who had been buried in the earth for nearly four months.  And while they stood in that makeshift laboratory perched high above the United Center arena none of them had a clue what any of the others had been through: whom they had neglected, whom they had killed, or who was a Variant.
   Martin had sutured Enrique as best he could, but he had still lost a great deal of blood.  As the group stood around the bloody operating table they analyzed his shallow breathing with sorrowful eyes.  Enrique’s chest rose and fell with tremendous difficulty, and, at times, when his chest would contract, it seemed as if he would stop breathing altogether.  But suddenly he would choke in a breath and life would continue on (for the time being, at least).
   The two separate groups stood in two separate tribunals, Enrique’s body acting as a silent moderator, the luxury box no longer exuding the glam and style it was once revered for.
   “Why don’t you tell us what you know,” Martin started.
   “Fuck that!” snapped Hannah.  “You tell us what you know!
   “Fuck you, bitch!” Lara snapped back.
   “Pipe down!” Captain Blake barked.  His pipe was neatly tucked between lips, white smoke wafting up into his white beard.
   “Forgive us, doctor, but you’re the ones who stumbled into our house, so perhaps you’d be gracious enough to share was you know first,” Russell said with a calming presence.
   “With all do respect, Lieutenant, you’re the ones who shot that boy from four hundred yards away, and you’re the reason he’s in the state he’s in” Martin said.  “So forgive me for not feeling obligated to tell you a goddamn thing.”  Martin’s eyes flashed with rage, an expression Annie was startled to see.  She had normally known Martin as the cool and collected type, and to witness him in such a state was terribly unsettling.  
   Russell’s eyes remained stern and unmoving, but he let out a long sigh and said, “Very well, doctor.  I was stationed at an Air Force Base during The Rise.  Before I wound up here, I learned two very important things.  One: the cause of The Rise wasn’t because of an outbreak or disease, it was simply evolutionary.”
   “That’s impossible,” said Martin.  “Nothing evolutionary happens at a rate like this.”
   “I’m afraid it does,” Max chimed in.  He was sitting behind Russell like a mousy liaison.  “We found the CDC’s air quality reports; they did disease tests that ranged from the common cold to Ebola, there wasn’t a trace of irregularity anywhere in the country.”
   “But that doesn’t prove it wasn’t an outbreak of some new virus.”
   “Actually, that’s exactly what it means.”
   Martin folded his arms across his chest and rocked back on his heels.
   “I’m sorry you don’t believe me, doctor, but I read the reports myself, and I’m happy to show them to you if you’d like.  This was not an act of terrorism, this wasn’t a new strain of the flu, this was simply a shift in the evolutionary makings of man.”
   “I don’t understand,” Annie said.
   “Of course you don’t,” Hannah muttered.
   Max went on without acknowledging the quip.  “Let me explain it like this: when ape evolved into man there were certain genetic variations that occurred: mutation, genetic recombination, gene flow.  With these Variants, they simply evolved far beyond the genetic makeup of man.  Unseen or unheard of during any periods of evolution.  The Variants…they’re…”
   “Superhuman,” finished Lara.
   “Exactly.  And what’s happening out there is natural selection at its finest.  The Variants are simply doing their evolutionary duty and eradicating those who no longer belong: the lowly humans.  Just like humans eradicated the Silverback Gorilla, Variants are eradicating us.  This is a song that has played over and over for centuries, it’s just our turn to face the music.”
   “But how did it happen so fast?” Annie asked.
   “It seems it didn’t.  The genetic shifts had been happening over the past several years.  The point at which a Variant realizes his genetic makeup varies from that of a human, so do their reactions.  It’s as if a switch flips in their brain programming them to vanquish any and all human beings.  Such as it is, some Variants shot their spouses, others drowned their children, it didn’t really matter.  All that mattered—and still matters—to a Variant is those who no longer belong.”
   “And us holding up in here is just delaying the inevitable,” Dave Cash grumbled.  Dave was leaning against the entrance door, arms folded across his chest.  Up until this point he had looked disinterested, even annoyed.  Now he just looked impatient.
   “So why don’t you just go out there and get it over with?” Lara suggested.
   “Maybe one day I will.  But until then, there’s one thing that’s keeping me around.”
   “What’s that?”
   “The fact that I love killing Variants.”
   “Finally somebody I can get along with,” Lara said, letting slip a smile for the first time in weeks.
   “What the second thing?” Martin asked.
   “I’m sorry?”
   “You said there were two things that you knew, the first being this whole thing is evolutionary.  What’s the second?”
   Russell smiled at him, his front teeth reflecting in the light like a pair of Chicklets.  “Well, for that, Doc, you’re gonna have to follow me.”
   “Where to?” Lara asked. 
   “No,” Russell said.  “Only the good doctor.  Afraid it’s not safe for the rest of ya.”
   Martin’s eyes wandered over the group.  He didn’t speak for a long time and Lara was sure he would protest.  But then he said, “All right.  But it’s only you, me, and your doctor.  No one else.
   “Wouldn’t have it any other way.  Besides, doubt the rest of ‘em would want to come anyway, afraid it ain’t exactly family friendly.”
   The looks on the others’ faces only confirmed what he had said.  They had turned sullen and morose, and looked as if they’d all just eaten something rotten.
   Martin, on the other hand, was stern, even fierce.  He noticed the troubled look on Annie’s face, but tipped his head toward her, hoping it would give her comfort, and told Russell, “Lead the way.”
   “It’s your funeral,” Dave Cash said as they passed by him.  “It was nice knowin’ ya, Doc.”  The words echoed in the room until they were gone, then the others were left in a sea of silence.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Variance - Book 2: The Others, Issue #8

Somewhere over Canada
Day 40 of The Rise

   Russell Hughes’ takeoff was smooth and unremarkable.  It was the kind of takeoff he had done a thousand times without mishap or consequence.  The plane ascended into the night, a bird of metal and lights streaking across the star speckled black curtain.  He leveled the plane off at 19,000 feet.  Wind streaked over the F-18’s wings in a kind of powdery fog.  The nose of the plane was upturned in a petulant smile, mocking the night sky.  All was serene and, for a moment, Russell forgot the malignant task he had set out to accomplish.
   “This is base camp to Raven One, copy?” Dick Breadman’s voice sounded over F-18’s radio.
   “I copy,” Russell replied. 
   “You all right up there, Lieutenant?” 
   “Just peachy, sir.”
   “Listen, Lieutenant…” Dick started, his voice suddenly quiet and grave, “you’re going to have to go dark soon.”
   Russell’s eye twitched, feeling a strange sense of delirium wash over him.  Go Dark?  That couldn’t be possible, especially for the Canadian Royal Air Force.  Of course Russell had heard of such things in the past, but it was all circumstantial and hypothetical.  Things like: Going Dark, Code Black, Beacon Hill, were phrases of legend. Not reality.  Going Dark meant isolation.  It meant he was expendable.  Going Dark reminded Russell of old episodes of Mission: Impossible he had seen while visiting his aunt Becky in the States.  Bob Johnson had ordered Peter Graves and his team to Go Dark and, if caught, their actions would be disavowed.  Mission: Impossible made the frightening concept of Going Dark glorious, even sexy.
   “I’m sorry, sir, transmission was jumbled, say again.”  Russell’s hands were shaking.
   “You’re going to have to go dark,” Dick said again, only this time his voice was commanding and forceful.  There was no longer a fatherly tone behind his words.  
   “Go dark?  I’m sorry, sir, I don’t underst—“ Russell started.
   “No questions, Lieutenant, just do as you’re told!  You understand?”  Russell pictured Dick standing in the control tower, a chewed off cigar dangling from his mouth.
   “Yes, sir…I understand, over,” Russell replied, almost inaudibly. 
   “Good.  Over and out.”  Dick Breadman’s voice disappeared. 
   That was it?  This was it?  During his training Russell had studied three instances where soldiers had gone dark—none of them had ever returned.  Going Dark was a death sentence.  Breadman knew that.  Russell knew that.  There wasn’t a soldier in the Canadian Air Force that didn’t know that.  
   Russell flew on at 400 knots without a soul’s whisper to keep him company.  He maintained a level altitude, a level speed, and a level pitch.  But at 1:35 a.m., half a dozen lights on Russell’s communication switchboard went out.  He suddenly felt claustrophobic and helpless, as if the plane was controlling him and he was merely its deranged passenger.  
   A while back, a few of the other pilots in camp had named Russell’s plane Black Betty on account she looked as black as a crow whenever she landed at night.  They claimed they could never fully see the plane until her wheels screeched across the runway.
   Betty dipped, catching a sudden air pocket, then steadied.  Russell’s stomach jumped.  He pulled the oxygen mask over his face and drew in a long, calming breath.  His eyes closed and his pulse slowed to a steady da-dum, da-dum, da-dum.  He pushed down on the throttle and the F-18 shot forward in a tremendous burst of speed.  
   It was just after midnight when Betty and Russell crossed into U.S. territory.  Some time later (Russell was unsure how long) flying a blipping green dot appeared on Betty’s radar screen.  It was a welcome sight and sound for a journey that had been filled with painful silence.  Russell swung the joystick to the right and veered toward that wonderful green beacon.  
   Betty rumbled through the puffy gray clouds, the green dot becoming more pronounced.  
   Beep! Beep! Beep!  The sounds became more consecutive. 
   Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep!
   Russell peered through the F-18s windshield, searching the night sky for the jetliner.  The green dot was almost on top of him now.  He pulled his thrusters back just as Betty whipped past the Boeing C-17 headed in the opposite direction.  Russell’s head whirled around and he jerked the joystick left.  Betty flipped over in one magnificent motion and Russell spun her around.  He felt his stomach lurch again, but the wave of nausea quickly chased itself away.  He straightened Betty out and pulled her into the C-17s crosshairs.  
   The jetliner had made no evasive maneuvers, no speed changes, altitude fluctuations.  Russell had gone undetected.  
   He adjusted the thrusters again, hanging back a mile or so from the jetliner’s tail wing.  
230 lives hung in Russell’s wake, dangling there like helpless puppets.  And with the simple click of a switch, their lives would be eradicated.  
   Click!  And no more Variants.
   But then…
   Beep! Beep! 
   Two more green blips appeared on Russell’s radar.  These two, however, were behind him.  The dots were moving fast-much too fast for a jetliner or private aircraft.  These dots were gaining on him… 
   So much for “going dark,” Russell thought.  The dots—whatever they were—had appeared for a reason.  And that reason, Russell believed, was him.  The U.S. must have caught me crossing their border, Russell thought, his nerves unraveling.  
   He pushed down on the throttle and Betty shot forward in another wonderful burst of speed.  The C-17 drew closer and Russell dipped altitude.  Betty hung a hundred feet below the jetliner, matching the aircraft’s speed in an aerial game of Hide & Seek.  Russell hoped the two approaching dots would only detect one radar source.
   The two dots grew closer, but he received no missile lock or detection alert.  Suddenly the two planes went streaking by in a glorious display of speed.  But what Russell saw was not a pair of United States Air Force jets, it was something much more haunting. 
   He felt his jaw clench and his muscles tighten.  His eyes were bulging so hard he thought they might burst.  Flying past him Betty were two F-16s.  But that was hardly the haunting part.  Plastered across their tail wings were decals of the Canadian Royal Air Force emblem.  Russell would recognize that thick, blue circle holding the brilliant red leaf even with his eyes closed.
   That can’t be, Russell thought.
   But it was to be.
   And, to Russell, it all became so stunningly clear.  The F-16s weren’t there to assist him; they were there to kill him.  “Going Dark” was not a badge of honor, it was a death sentence.  And his government—a government he had loved and protected and fought for for so long—was responsible for such a sentence.  
   Complete the mission then get shot out of the sky.  It was that crude and it was that explicit.
   The F-16s curled across the sky, splitting in front of each other.  They cocked their rudders, zeroing in on Russell and Betty.  
   Russell yanked back on the handbrake, cutting Betty’s speed in half, and the C-17 Globemaster he had been tracking so effectively vanished into the darkness.  
   The two F-16s tried wildly to maintain control, but Russell’s maneuver was too sudden and too jarring.  The planes tumbled through the sky, their wings spinning end over end.
   Russell released the handbrake and punched down on the throttle.  The afterburners exploded a dazzling orange, rocketing after the Globemaster.
   Russell saw the Globemaster’s massive exterior reenter his crosshairs.  The beast of a thing had taken evasive maneuvers, but because of the aircraft’s size, the maneuvers were trite and predictable.  Russell followed with ease.
   It was around this time the first of three missiles ejected from one of the F-16s sped past Betty in a pressurized rush.  Russell jerked the joystick and Betty curled over the missile unscathed.  Missiles two and three were launched simultaneously; one meant for the Globemaster, the second meant for Betty.  
   Russell pushed the throttle as far as it would go forward and the plane kicked forward like a bullet train.  He neared the Globemaster’s tail and released flares from Betty’s hull.  The flares dropped into the air like tiny droplets of fire.  The first missile struck the flares and an explosion thundered through the peaceful night, erupting into a whirling inferno.  
   Russell never witnessed the second missile rip through Betty’s right wing, her engine releasing a guttering belch.  Three master alarms sounded and flashing red lights bounced off the cockpit’s walls.  The missile, however, failed to explode, continuing north on its journey.  
   While Russell and Betty plummeted to the ground, the missile lodged in the back of the Globemaster and exploded through the plane’s backside.  Passengers began to spill out of the plane’s recently constructed hole, falling to their deaths like sad lemmings.
   The F-16s departed at once, the rumbling of their engines fading into the darkness.
   The Globemaster lost power in engine two first.  Engine one would follow shortly after.  It dipped toward the ground, picking up speeds that nearly broke the speedometer.  The pilots regained control (as much as they could) around 8,000 feet.  But by then it was too late.  It leveled off, but was still losing altitude, and when it crashed into Castle Rock Lake, just outside of Friendship, Wisconsin, nearly a third of the passengers would already be dead.  Among those fighting for their lives would be Captain Richard Blake, Lara Holliday, and Enrique Vallenzuela.  But such a fact would never be realized by the F-16s or Russell Hughes.
   Russell would eject shortly after his dear Betty began her frenzied spin toward her imminent death.  He would float into Sauk City, just outside of Madison, where three Variants would attack him upon landing, but he would dispose of them with three quick rounds from his sidearm.  The Variants’ onslaught would be neither noteworthy nor alarming.
   That night Russell would make a fire and stare into its hypnotizing blaze with sad wonder, pondering thoughts that kept him up until the break of dawn.  Why had they not trusted him to do the job and return to base?  Why had his country betrayed him?  And why had they done it with such disregard?  Such malice?
   The answer—an answer he had not yet discovered—was exceedingly simple: Russell Hughes was a Variant.